Jonathan Cainer Zodiac Forecasts

Saturday, 17th May 2008


PISCES
Your Weekend: Dogs can't bark and bite at the same time. To bark, you have to open your mouth. To bite, you have to close it. The barking dogs in your world are comparatively safe. It's the silent ones you need to watch. Or are they merely keeping quiet so as to improve their chances of pouncing unexpectedly? To be on the safe side, go towards the source of a piercing pompous noise. It may be irritating but at least you know you are going to be relatively safe with it, this weekend. That's the end of your written forecast... but there's also a spoken forecast that I've just recorded. It goes into a lot more depth and detail. To hear some of it, right now, for free, click here.

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