September 22nd to September 30th 2003
MONDAY September 22 Thinking Outside the Box (Jonathan Cainer) and Taking Flack With A Pinch Of Salt (Uri Geller) Thinking Outside The Box Last Friday, around 2am, I finally finished recording the latest phone line forecasts. Feeling tired yet restless, I decided to visit David Blaine's box. It was only then that I realised how much negativity he is attracting. "Don't you think," said one friend, "That it is insulting to the people who are really starving?" I felt puzzled. Why should fasting be any more insulting than eating? The taxi driver was next. "I hope he dies." He said, grouchily. "He is clogging up the traffic." When I got to Tower Bridge (in London, U.K.), I was truly shocked. Blaine has become a 24-hour free show. He's a magnet. Not just for well-wishers and rubber neckers but for the crazed and confused. When I got there, many were shouting: "DA-AY-AY-AY-VID". They were not just trying to get his attention. They were trying to drive him insane with blood curdling screeches and tense, vitriolic vibes. I was starting to feel edgy. I wanted to go. But first, I wanted to see if I could actually connect with the man in the box. I tried to 'tune in' and slowly, I got a wonderful, warm feeling. David isn't having a hard time. He's on the kind of 'natural high' that deeply spiritual people reach after days of fasting. Or that Yogis experience when they go to meditate in a cave. Then, I noticed Mars just behind his box. David is an Aries. Mars, his ruler, is also the planet of positive purpose. But Mars is also a planet of passionate prejudice. Suddenly, I remembered how sages, seers and 'special spirits' throughout history have always attracted opprobrium. Light vibes often draw heavy vibes, even in people who are normally "light" themselves. What else explains Paul McCartney's sudden flip? Or David Bowie's recent curt comments. They say "The brighter the light... the darker the shadow." We could all do well to remember now, that the light of Mars has never been brighter. Taking Flack With A Pinch Of Salt I'm visiting David almost every day. I've just come back from a trip to Tower Bridge with the actor Steven Berkoff. Steven is intensely psychic, and a powerful vibe transmitter, so we beamed all our energy up into the box. David is mentally very strong, soaking up the excitement of the crowds who are watching him night and day. I sense he has conquered his early fears now and is enjoying himself, just going with the flow. Click here for more information on David's endurance test. TUESDAY September 23 The Dream Doctor explains... by Sarah Dening From an early age, I have had numerous dreams which have subsequently come true. Sometimes the predicted situation occurs immediately, which shakes my whole being, as it is just as though I am back in the dream. Other dreams, like this one I had a few years ago, can take a couple of years or more to materialise. In the dream, we are having double-glazing installed. The whole operation turns into a nightmare. All the windows that have been fitted have to be taken out and reinstalled. The chaos gets worse when work begins on my bedroom. Here, as soon as the old windows are removed, the wall becomes unsafe. At the time, nothing happened. Two years later, though, I received a letter with the news that the property was to have double-glazing fitted. Once the work began, everything happened just as it had in my dream, in every detail. My family was astounded. Now I am hoping that a recent dream will come true, in which I am all dressed up and a stretch limousine arrives to collect me. The chauffeur tells me that my life is about to be changed for ever in a wonderful way. Dear Nicola,
WEDNESDAY September 24 The True Ruler of Virgo email Dear Jonathan, Many Astrology books say the true ruler of Virgo is not Mercury but Vulcan; a planet yet to be discovered. Is this true? And what will it mean for Virgos? Regards, Pauline Dear Pauline, THURSDAY September 25 What Are They Trying To Tell Us? by John Michell Ken and Edith Pearson are regular readers, now in their mid-70s and living in Doncaster. On two occasions they have seen a UFO. One was in the winter of 1984. They were walking with six others to a friend's engagement party just outside the town, and they all saw it "a huge, steel-grey saucer shape with lights around the edge, very silent, graceful, just above the rooftops." The Pearsons were made happy by the experience. It showed them that, "we are certainly not alone in this universe".
FRIDAY September 26 Gone Missing by Jonathan Cainer and When Saturn Leans Over and a Black Moon Rises...by Bernard Fitzwalter GONE MISSING Dear Jonathan, Dear Susan, WHEN SATURN LEANS OVER AND A BLACK MOON RISES... I have been told I was born at a black moon. What does this mean? Dear Sharon, What does it mean when Saturn tilts 26 degrees, as it is doing now? Dear Alex, Got a tricky technical astrological question? Our resident expert, Bernard Fitzwalter, has the answer. Write to Bernard at: [email protected] Click here to read more Astronews from Bernard Fitzwalter. SATURDAY September 27 Lucky Stars: David Beckham, Katie Price aka Jordan and Stephen Gough comments LUCKY STARS David Beckham knows what he wants... and wants what he knows. The press, this week, have been hinting at trouble in his relationship. There ain't any. He's a classic talented Taurean; dedicated, diligent and determined. The sky speaks of a deepening bond with his new team-mates and a successful season for Real Madrid. His positive planets can only help the hopes of the English team too. Katie Price, known to her many fans as Jordan, is a Gemini, born May 22, 1978. She's the latest in a long line of Gemini sex symbols, including Marilyn Monroe, Joan Collins, Angelina Jolie, Tom Jones, Johnny Depp and Clint Eastwood. Yet Gemini is ruled by Mercury who, in mythology, was androgynous. Why should such a cerebral sign produce steamy celebs? Maybe it's because these bookish folk have to make an active decision to 'turn on' their sexuality. So when they make the effort at all, some decide to crank it all the way up. While Jordan is paid and paraded simply because she is willing to 'get her kit off', Stephen Gough is languishing in jail for the same reason. The poor man is trying to walk naked from Land's End to John O'Groats in the U.K. because he believes we all have a right to not wear clothes. He's accused of 'breach of the peace' and is being held in custody because he won't get dressed, even for court. Stephen, like Beckham, is a Taurean. Once he makes a commitment, he just won't drop it. His next hearing is not till October. Some folk serve less time for bank robbery. MONDAY September 29 Reading horoscopes on the night-shift Dear Jonathan, I am a night shift worker. I don't start my day till the late afternoon. Should I read today's stars or tomorrow's stars? Tony Dear Tony, TUESDAY September 30 Dear Jonathan, Recently, you mentioned a rare alignment between Uranus and Pluto. When I calculate the degrees between these planets, I get 76. How is this an alignment? Joanne Dear Joanne, JONATHAN ADJUSTS A PAIR OF HALF MOON SPECTACLES AND WRITES: Uranus is currently at 29 degrees and 30 minutes of Aquarius. (329 deg.30 mins tropical longitude). Pluto is at 17 degrees and 30 minutes of Sagittarius. (257deg.30min in tropical longitude.) Deduct 257.30 from 329.30 and you get exactly 72 degrees. Or at least, you did when I was at school. Sadly, not all astrology text books mention the 72 degree quintile series that splits the circle of the zodiac into five. It is not one of the traditional aspects that Ptolemy documented in the Tetrabiblos, around 150AD. I though, belong to a school of modern astrologers who consider it very relevant. Quintile intervals were first identified, a few hundred years ago, by Johan Kepler, who was also the first to realise that planets follow elliptical orbits. He considered it harmonious and helpful and attributed similar importance to the biquintile (144 degree) and semiquintile (36 degree) intervals. Arguably too, Kepler's work with quintiles provided the initial impetus for the late John Addey's ground-breaking work on planetary harmonics in the 1960s. Historic developments involving science and/or society are the most likely implications of the current quintile from Uranus to Pluto. Are you still reading? Crikey. You've got rare intellectual staying power in this age of dumbed-down soundbites. Thanks for listening.
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